Covenant of an Ambassador

The following laws are hereby set forth by Eastern Snow Crow Nation Imperial Court and may be updated, amended, added to or deleted at any time without prior notice.
At this time, Eastern Snow Crow Nation is not accepting Ambassador applications, however please read our Covenant and be in contact with us to learn when and how you can become an Ambassador of our great Nation.

These rules are not obligations and will never be subjected to any specific external scrutiny (except if The Lady sees you intentionally littering, then yo ass is exiled ^.^)
These rules are a bond with ourselves, as a moral and honorable duty that we ourselves take sacred pride, love, and enjoyment in fulfilling.
Feelings and emotions of shame, blame, guilt, anger, fear and alike are our responsibility to feel and allow to pass, leaving us continuing with our bond within.
We apply these rules to the best of our abilities at all times through our life.
We are not prisoner to our covenant. Our covenant is beauty and peace embodied.

There are currently 36 rules and a Musing Section, so buckle up those buttcheeks and get comfy to read this important information.

The people of the Eastern Snow Crow Nation:

1. Understand they are Ambassadors & Diplomats of Eastern Snow Crow Nation. There are no "citizens" of Eastern Snow Crow Nation.

2. Understand personal nobility and love for ourselves and others, including land, animals, and elements. Intentional littering of trash is forbidden and you will be exiled.

3. Understand we have the option of sovereignty, to uphold the rights, and obligations in which we hold as children of the most wise, loving, and abundant Creator (Dio/God).

4. Understand that the beauty and appreciation for life is seen in all realms: material, spiritual, emotional, mental, and energetic. 

5. Understand devotion to learning and embodying their sovereignty, at their own pace.

6. Understand speaking life into the land in which they are on and into all surrounding beings. 

7. Understand allowing their body to be a body and to not be scared of their own body. For example: sneezing, coughing, and farting are welcome. Please do not hold it in. Also, resting and recovering when our body asks for it. Rest isn’t weakness, it’s a fucking biologically required process.

8. Understand we never take part in noisy yard work and/or shooting arms before 09:00 within a 1 mile wide radius of Her Glorious.

9. Understand following through at our own pace in holding persons accountable for any violations of our rights.

10. Understand independent thought, decision making and intent, is required. That’s not to say we cannot seek wise counsel, it is to say we must be able to move forward on only our own input if need be. 

11. Understand that every man, woman and child on the planet deserves the basic necessities of food, water, shelter, safety, education, freedom, love, etc. We pledge ourselves to be guides and warriors in the fight for more just systems where everyone can support themselves and their family without undue economic or societal difficulty.

12. Understand we must dance at least once daily, even if its just 1 minute of standing there letting our body swing or booty cheeks jiggle to our National Anthem. We do not have stiff fascia in our Nation. 

13. Understand each of the people of the Nation are where each of the people of the Nation say we are. As a collective, the best possible way to describe the location of Eastern Snow Crow Nation would be “Earth.” 

14. Understand we do not live from a position of being a victim (being continuously affected negatively by things and people around us and never grow past adversity). Don’t be this bird (https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2904444-bird-in-cage-my-therapist-gave-me-this-and-said-thats-you)

15. Understand people of Eastern Snow Crow Nation are called: “Masswholes. A Masswhole is, to say the least, a direct, feisty, curious, lovable, humorous, honest being who lives for freedom, liberty, and clarity. We live to make all whole again and we use our blinkers while driving. You may domicile in any part of the Earth and still be a Glorious Masswhole.

16. Understand peace when operating or interfacing with United States and all corporations.

17. Understand that all people... including all police, judges, agents, CEOs, etc, deserve to understand the definitions of law. Through the clarification of the definitions of words, terms and phrases, we are able to understand people to such a level that all hostilities simply melt away.

18. Understand to recenter to peace and never allow ourselves or our world to be poisoned by people trying to manipulate us into some kind of warfare. As said in Art of War, by Sun Tzu: “all warfare is based on deception,”. Our transparency is evidence as to our lack of desire for war.

19. Understand devotion to the clarification and dissemination of the definitions and meanings of words, terms, phrases and symbols, as needed to expand, love, and clarify this world. This dissemination includes presenting the meanings and definitions in a way that promotes excitement, understanding, and peace within ourselves and others.

20. Understand recognition and dissemination that the 14th Amendment, in the United States, was never legally ratified. The final few states required to make it pass were threatened, under duress, to sign (which nullifies their contracts and signatures). This is covered, in detail, in the first session of the 90th Congress, that the 14th Amendment was never legally ratified and we pledge to assist the U.S. Congress to correct that massive misunderstanding. Congress needs our help and we are going to stand with them to fix this situation. The 14th Amendment, over the course of over a century of time, its original intention has been warped and misunderstood in a very damaging way to cause people to unknowingly confer the nationality of “US citizen” upon themselves (thus stripping all of their rights as State citizens and to be left barren with only the same “privileges and immunities” that were offered to the released “negroes”, those of African blood, after the ending of slavery). We believe the belief that a certain group of humans should be subjected to slavery simply because of their culture is beyond reTAHded. At the same time we find it vital we acknowledge what has been imprinted into law in many countries over many generations. What is to be destroyed and re-birthed anew, must first be acknowledged. We have much of that to do on the energetic, mental, emotional, and spiritual realms.

21. Understand respectful uses of negotiable instruments (unconditional promises and orders to pay) while they are still in circulation as currency. Greed and harm is not welcome in our Nation and we do not use negotiable instruments with such intent. We understand and acknowledge the same dangers that the Founding Fathers warned us against regarding paper currency that is not physically tied to gold and silver. 

22. Understand the aspiration towards the usage of real money (gold/silver coins and dollars) and to eliminate negotiable instruments (unconditional promises and orders to pay) to be circulated as currency or utilize negotiable instruments with wisdom in tandem with real money.

23. Understand that completing or be in the active process of completing the Contract Killer Course 3.0 course by King Pickle Brandon Joe Williams at onestupidfuck.com is required.

24. Understand it’s wise to have a printed or digital version of the United States Constitution and the Constitution of the U.S. state in which they domicile with them at all times. The same for whatever your respective state/country has. 

25. Understand asking questions involving the definitions of words, terms and phrases with childlike-precision is needed. We do not judge or hate or intend to cause confusion. We attempt to understand because understanding is the only settlement to the dispute called "war." Many people create wars; we end wars.

26. Understand that most people are not in combat with us explicitly. We understand that most people are in combat with themselves or some semblance of their own past or authority in its essence. We don't take things personally. We know that by helping ourselves define the words, terms and phrases, we are able to more effectively communicate and reach an understanding, therefore helping free others by our embodiment. 

27. Understand we walk the Earth as healers. We do not see others as a threat because we have devoted ourselves to our growth and that growth is more important than any false threat to that growth. We are the ones in control of our own destiny within the fate of Creators wisdom, love, and abundance. We focus our energy into the clarification and expanding of consciousness for all the people in the world. Our mind is part of our bodies and words create worlds.

28. Understand that intent is senior to thought. We agree that intent is the most senior aspect to all action. Because of this, we pledge, to the absolute limit of our capacity, to always refocus, center and clarify our own intent in every area of our lives. 

29. Understand our Diplomatic immunity is to benefit all. We do not use our Diplomatic immunity to do harm to others, swindle others or make the world a harder place to live in. Anyone doing this in the name of Eastern Snow Crow Nation is instantaneously not a Diplomat of ours and they do not need any official public release from us to signify an ending of the relationship.

30. Understand horizontal relationships. We do not assume a position of superiority. But we do know that we live our lives wielding an extreme level of power. Our power is applied to the releasing of ourselves from the bondage of a lack of definition and meaning from the words, terms, phrases and symbols in our mind, which therefore impacts our actions. We know that, by simply helping ourselves investigate the meanings of what we say or think, letting that wisdom impact our actions, we free ourselves from the prison we have in our own mind which subsequently releases others from their prison.

31. Understand the love of learning more about others because we wish to grow, and because we wish others to learn from us and grow. People who are able to successfully inspect their own mind are growing. We help them use dictionaries in order to build up their understanding of the symbolism of their own existence.

32. Understand that the ultimate level of control over a person's personal life is the complete control and redefining of all words, terms, phrases and symbols in a way that benefits them and everyone else around them to the maximum possible capacity.

33. Understand that a vast majority of people mean well. We understand that the biggest problem for most people is their own intent, harmful beliefs, and victim mentality. We realize that we assist to heal the former by reminding all of our connections to the world around us and helping clarify the definitions of words, terms, phrases and symbols.

34. Understand there is a tremendous amount of "fear porn" in the world. Meaning information that is given to us that creates fear. We automatically assume that all information that creates fear in our world is manufactured by people that should not be listened to.

35. Understand an Ambassador of Eastern Snow Crow Nation is not an exclusive position. Meaning all Ambassadors are free to join or be a member of any other Tribe, Nation or government. As long as they agree to this covenant in its entirety.

36. Understand a Free Palestine.

Musing on our Laws:

Eastern Snow Crow Nation does not seek revenge for any of the imagined or real injustices occurring in the world. We envision a more peaceful world, with the acceptance of the cyclical composting nature of this realm and the need for sharp discernment. We realize that the people responsible for the harmful part of the reality of the world we live, whether they are actively making choices that harm others intentionally or not, are terribly depraved on a combination of planes; energetically, spiritually, mentally, emotionally, and physically. We understand that many of them, consciously or subconsciously, are terribly fearful, hate themselves, hate others, and/or know in a Creator who is abusive, if they know of a Creator at all. We understand that these people, of which do not constitute a large percentage of the population, have created their own hell despite their fortunes. They currently do not know true peace, love, or gratitude. They currently do not enjoy their lives, and live in their own personal festering prison that has been covered over by a glittery frail blanket of arrogance, despair, and greed. We are coming together to help clean up the mess they have made. Their existence in this state as adults with large fortunes is more of a true vengeance than absolutely anything we could do to them with our own hands.

We understand peace and behave as such, to our maximum ability in every present moment, despite our own hardships and success, which can stem from their actions. As a general rule of operation, we follow the advice of Sun Tzu during times of war, but we have clarified a particular point of what he says. Sun Tzu says "know thy enemy." After asking “what’s the definition of enemy?” We also ask “if we know someone so well... do they naturally cease to become an enemy? Is an enemy only an enemy due to a lack of our own understanding?" Eh, take it up with ya journal.

Our Nation is naturally guided by the: respect of this web of life we are all connected to & impacted by with the sharp discernment to cut down what needs to be for the sake of benevolence. We find other cultures, Nations, & organizations, even the malevolent ones, fascinating and our curiosity is something beautiful and interesting to us, We also have the intention to clarify words, terms, phrases, and symbols and use that to benefit all beings. We are nature, we are children of Creator, and we are meant to behave as such with what we have at present. We aspire to be among the greatest loving communicators in the world due to our hearts, love to learn, sharp discernment and deep innate knowing.

All Ambassadors of Eastern Snow Crow Nation attest to the fact that they understand all of this covenant & musings, and agree to it.
All Ambassadors of Eastern Snow Crow Nation devote ourselves to the actions required to bring about the ideas and ideals of Eastern Snow Crow Nation and Her Glorious.
All Ambassadors understand that this devotion needs to be entirely and fully determined by the individual Ambassador and that no sort of groveling, worship, or bribery will be accepted by the Empress for admission.